| What can this
eerie picture mean? Our Agents fear only one thing. This,
they feel after exhaustive research, is a picture of an
alien/human hybrid, genetically engineered to conceive in
both sexes, and at a far earlier age than humans,
therefore giving the aliens an advantage in the
continuing war of attrition in which Special Agents
Prozac and Sertraline participate every day of their
lives. With more of the aliens here on earth, escaping rigorous government illegal immigrant and refugee inspections, they would soon be able to mount an attack on the very roots of democracy and put their fiendish, green-blooded, freakish plans into action. |
Special Agents, Prozac and Sertraline, have sworn to stop the invasion and with continuing governments grants and EEC subsidies will fight till their last paycheque to see that they have every conceivable state-of-the-art gadget, invention, PC and top-of-the-range vehicle in which to keep themselves at the cutting edge of technology and the fight for earth's freedom. We know it takes a lot of the taxes and wealth of the country, but they don't mind the sacrifice and long hours. Who can blame them if they have to frequently escape the huge pressures we mere mortals can never understand and holiday on their private, secluded, subsidised, tax-free islands. They're only human! |
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