THE

WALL OF FAME

THE SURREAL.

Dear Palmer and Somers, 
I've warned you. 
Filth, it's absolute filth!. 
How dare you - stalking is a crime you know!!? 
My solicitors.... argh, the pain!!!!.... my solicitors will be in touch. 
You'll get yours, you'll see... 
And the yaks. 
Meanwhile, I remain, eternally yours, 
Steven Briers, PhD, MCC, BBC, ECG.