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F-15 COCKPIT BAR
No drinking and flying! Features fuel-injected optics
ORDER CODE KFC009

CAPI DE MONTE MUSHROOM CLOUD
Will enhance any coffee table
ORDER CODE KFC 0010

LETTERHEAD STAMP
Personalise your stationery
ORDER CODE KFC 0011

CAPI DE MONTE ALAMO
Perfect partner for KFC 0010
ORDER CODE KFC 0012

BRANDING IRONS (assorted)
For consenting, discerning adults only
ORDER CODE KFC XXX001

INFLATABLE JURY (assorted social classes)
Invaluable for rehearsing sincere alibis
ORDER CODE KFC 0013

HONED STEEL SPURS (One size fits all M & F)
For consenting, discerning adults only
ORDER CODE KFC XXX002

ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE
Direct incoming & outgoing. Listen in on pinko neighbours
ORDER CODE KFC 0014

LASSOS (assorted breaking strains)
For consenting, discerning adults only
ORDER CODE KFC XXX003
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