FAMILY MIS FORTUNES
The following are actual answers given by contestants on FAMILY FORTUNES.
Q: Name something a blind person might use.
A: A sword.
Q: Name a song with moon in its title.
A: Blue Suede Moon.
Q: Name a bird with a long neck.
A: Naomi Campbell.
Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch.
A: A burglar.
Q: Name a famous brother and sister.
A: Bonnie and Clyde.
Q: Name a dangerous race.
A: The Arabs.
Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers.
A: A horse.
Q: Name something that floats in the bath.
A: Water.
Q: Name something you wear on the beach.
A: A deckchair.
Q: Name something red.
A: My cardigan.
Q: Name a famous cowboy.
A: Buck Rogers.
Q: Name a famous Royal.
A: Mail.
Q: Name a number you have to memorise.
A: Seven.
Q: Name something you do before going to bed.
A: Sleep.
Q: Name something you put on walls.
A: A roof.
Q: Name something in the garden that is green.
A: A shed.
Q: Name something that flies but does not have an engine.
A: A bicycle with wings.
Q: Name something you might be allergic to.
A: Skiing.
Q: Name a famous bridge.
A: Bridge over troubled waters.
Q: Name something an ant does.
A: Goes to the toilet.
Q: Name something you do in the bathroom.
A: Decorate.
Q: Name an animal you might see at the zoo.
A: A dog
Q: Name something associated with the police.
A: Pigs.
Q: Name a sign of the Zodiac.
A: April.
Q: Name something slippery.
A: A conman.
Q: Name a kind of ache.
A: Fillet o' fish.
Q: Name a food that can be brown or white.
A: Potato.
Q: Name a jacket potato topping.
A: Jam.
Q: Name a famous Scotsman.
A: Jock.
Q: Name another famous Scotsman.
A: Vinnie Jones.
Q: Name something with a hole in it.
A: A window.
Q: Name a non-living object with legs.
A: A plant.
Q: Name a domestic animal.
A: A leopard.
Q: Name a part of the body beginning with "N".
A: Knee.
Q: Name a way of cooking fish.
A: Cod.
Q: Name something you open other than a door.
A: Your bowels.
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