X-PLANATIONS

Special Agents, Prozac and Sertraline, have risked their lives to bring you the images featured in the X-files Area.
Now, together with the SITE FOR SORE EYES military wing leader, General Malaise, they will discuss the sights they have witnessed and try to shed some light on the remarkable world of the paranormal, the supernatural and the "I'll be blowed".		 General Malaise is from a long line of shadowy, covert, government special operations.
His real name is not known. When not on duty, he answers only to the enigmatic, 'X'.
He has been highly decorated on many occasions, mainly as a tax dodge.
He speaks publicly for the first time to shed light on the bizarre happenings witnessed by Prozac and Sertraline.
His voice has been electronically altered to protect his identity. We couldn't do a damn thing about the way he looks.

NOW, THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD!

CLICK ANY OF THE LINKS BELOW TO SEE ACTUAL TRANSCRIPTS OF DEBRIEFING SESSIONS BETWEEN GENERAL MALAISE AND SPECIAL AGENTS PROZAC & SERTRALINE, EXPLAINING WHAT YOU'VE WITNESSED.

X-PLAIN THE INCREDIBLE LEMON-SUCKING BOY OF BRINNINGTON X-PLAIN THE LIGHT-HEADED PLONKER OF PORTWOOD X-PLAIN THE FANTASTIC FLOATING KID OF ROMILEY X-PLAIN THE SENSATIONAL HALF-BOY OF HEATON NORRIS
X-PLAIN THE LARGER THAN LIFE SPROG OF LYME HALL X-PLAIN THE AMAZING X-RAY EYES MAN OF EDGELEY X-PLAIN THE WITH-CHILD CHILD OF CHEADLE
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