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UNIVERSITY OF CRIME (est. 1500BC)

Why not learn while you earn with one of our easy to follow correspondence courses and study at your own pace

Beginners Courses:
Mugging * Shoplifting * Meter Tampering.		 Intermediate Level:
Burglary * Twocking * Benefit Fraud.
Advanced Level:
Blackmail * Extortion * Bullion Robbery.		 Specialist Units:
Hacking for Pleasure and Profit * Property Buying on the Costa del Sol * Careers in Politics.

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