ANOTHER AMAZING OFFER FROM THE TEAM WHO TOOK THE 'OH' OUT OF DISCOUNT!

ARE YOU DISSATISFIED WITH THE STATE OF SOME OF THE HUMOUR YOU EXPERIENCE?

ARE YOU TIRED OF STANDING CHARGES AND HIDDEN DEBITS?
DO YOU CURRENTLY ACQUIRE YOUR HUMOUR FROM OTHER SITES?

Did you know that you can now get your humour from THE SITE FOR SORE EYES without having to stand in queues, fill in direct debit forms, or stay in while you wait for the workman to come round and plumb your new line in!

Due to recent government legislation, it's now possible to get your humour from another source without incurring costly changeover rates and bills.

You'll find our rates of humour very competitive. There's no annual, or standing, charge. We'll even give you your first five minutes of humour free*.

JUST LOOK AT ALL THE BENEFITS:

• There are no unsightly dishes on the side of your house.
• You can access your humour twenty four hours a day.
• No surcharges if you feel depressed and decide not to smile for a day or so.
• You can pass on certain items of humour to friends and family AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
• We're open all day, all year!
• No charges for calling on our humour at weekends.
• If you have, or suspect you have, a humour leak, we're available with no callout charge.
  

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Give us a call now on: palsome@siteforsoreeyes.org.uk to test drive your funnybone.

*Subject to compatability. The level of humour can go up as well as down. Due to high levels of failure, there may be a surcharge if you currently obtain your humour from the Civil Service. If in doubt, please consult a qualified comedian.

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