PALMER & SOMERS. SFSI BEHAVIOURAL SCIENCE UNIT @ QUANTICO, HALF BURIED IN THE EARTH.

Their first case involved attempting to make a herd of bovines communicative again. Their success was told in a book, and later filmed as, THE MOOING OF THE COWS.
They have since made their mark on the annals of crime history, teaching a young rookie, Robert Ressler, how to recognise and profile bad and naughty people. They were central in arresting a crazed gunwoman who slayed young couples while they were parked in cars in a case which became known as The Daughter of Dan killings.
Their most historical landmark case, though, involved the hunting and capture of a psychotic who had the blood of hundreds of people on his hands.
They profiled him, found he only struck at breakfast time, and realised they were on the trail of a cereal killer. The rest, as they (who?) say is history.
After solving all the world's crime and putting all the bad and naughty people away for a very long time, Prozac & Sertraline were at a loose end until they started surfing the Net.
They came across the SITE FOR SORE EYES, applied to join and, after a rigorous selection process, passed the exams. The rest, as they (who the hell?) say is history.
They now spend their time criss-crossing the globe unearthing the unearthly in their constant quest to bring you, the SITE FOR SORE EYES visitors, the very best in weird tales and spooky goings-on.
Take a look through their findings and see if you agree:
THE SPOOF IS OUT THERE.